I think I'm losing my mind.
I was reading Dakari-King Mykan's magnum opus- "The Sailor Moon Legend of Zelda", and I came across one of the most completely nonsensical pieces of dialogue that I have ever seen.
So, Link is facing the evil minion of Darkness, Bongo-Bongo. Serena, his escort and a FREAKING SUPERHERO, is too busy being afraid of the dark to be helpful. Bongo-Bongo is declaring his immediate victory, and states that he will be able to join Ganondorf's army (ALTHOUGH HE IS ALREADY A PART OF GANONDORF'S ARMY), upon his victory. Then, Link comes up with the best one-liner ever in response.
"Don't be a king- talk to this thing!"
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